What you’re about to read clearly shows that if your mom suspects you’re hiding something from her, she’ll do the impossible to find out the truth BUT tbh most of the time that won’t really be necessary since your mom knows you better than you know yourself and can understand in an instant when you’re lying to her.
Mom went to visit her son for dinner but found out he was living with a REALLY pretty roommate girl.
Watching them having dinner she suspected something was going on between them and made it a mission to find out what that was.
Her son, as if reading her mind, said: ” Mom, I know what you must be thinking BUT I promise we’re just roommates.”
A week later his roommate complained to him about a silver plate missing since his mom was over.
-You don’t really think she took it, right?
-I don’t think so but I’ll send her a text just to make sure.
and the message goes like this:
I’m not saying you took the silver plate that night at the house and I’m also NOT saying you DID NOT, but fact of the matter is that ever since you came over for dinner, the plate’s been missing.
A FEW HOURS LATER HE RECEIVED A HILARIOUS TEXT FROM HIS MOM
My dear son
I’m NOT saying that you do sleep with your roommate and I’m also NOT saying you DO NOT, but fact of the matter is that if she WAS sleeping in her bed these last 7 days, she would’ve already found it because I put the plate under the pillow of her bed.
You make a great couple by the way.