A man returned from the doctor with the worst news possible – he had only 24 hours to live.

Given this prognosis, he asked his wife to make love. Of course, she agreed, and they made love.


Six hours later, the husband went to his wife and said: “Honey, you know I now have only 18 remaining hours of life. Can we please do it one more time?”

Naturally, she agreed and they did it again.

Later on the evening, as they went to bed, the man looked at his watch then realized he had just 8 hours left. He touched his wife’s shoulder and asked her: “Honey, please…just one more time before I pass away.”

She replied: ” Of course love”, and they made love for the third time. She was extremely tired and fell asleep immediately afer.

The man, however, couldn’t sleep. I mean who could sleep knowing you’re not gonna wake up the next morning? He spent the next 4 hours thinking about his life and everything.

He tapped his wife, who woke up. “Honey, I only have only 4 more hours. Do you think we could…”

She immediately sat up and replied angerly: “Listen, I have to get up in the morning. You don’t!”



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