Having the ability to improvise instantly is very important. Even at the worst of situations, you have to look at the positive side of things. The woman in the story below definitely has that ability and all things considered she isn’t the only one to have it!
She was in bed with her stud lover. While they were enjoying themselves, she heard her husband open the front door.
She had to think quickly as he could find them as soon as he walked to the bedroom. So she had an idea. She said to her lover, ”Hurry, go stand in the corner!”
Having no other option to run away as there was no possibility of getting out of the bedroom without being seen, he did what she said.
The woman quickly caressed him with baby oil all over and dusted him with talcum powder afterwards.
Then she whispered to him, ”Don’t move until I tell you to, just pretend you’re a statue”. He was totally perplexed about what she was doing, but he agreed and stood still.
Her husband went into the bedroom soon afterwards and witnessed the scene and asked, ”What’s this honey ?”
She answered disdainfully, ”Oh, it’s just a statue. The Smiths bought one for their bedroom and I liked it so much I got one for us too”.
Nothing was said about the statue anymore. Not even when they went to bed. When the clock stroke two o’clock in the morning, the husband gets out of the bed and went to the kitchen returning some minutes later with a sandwich and a glass of milk. He addressed to the statue saying, ”Here, eat something. I stood like an idiot at the Smith’s for three days and nobody offered me as much as a glass of water!’’ Give it a share if you found it funny!