Whilst playing with his toys in his grandma’s room, the boy looked up and said: ”Grandma, why don’t you have a boyfriend now that Grandpa went to heaven?”

She replied: ”Honey, the TV is my boyfriend. I can just sit in my bedroom and watch it all day and when I get bored with it I can just turn it off. Religion programs make me feel good and comedies make me laugh. My TV makes me happier than a boyfriend ever could.

She later turned the TV on and the reception was terrible. She tried fixing the knobs to get the picture in focus but that didn’t work so she started hitting the backside of the TV hoping that would fix it.

The doorbell rang and the little boy hurried to open the door. There stood Grandma’s minister.

MINISTER: ”Hello son, is your grandma home?”

LITTLE BOY: ”Yes, she’s in the bedroom banging her boyfriend.”

The minister fainted.